If You Want Your Baby to Model, You'd Better Be Famous (PHOTO)

posted by Kiri Blakeley February 4 at 1:45 PM in Baby

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One thing I can't stand is when a new mom asks me if I think her kid is cute. You can't say, "All kids are cute." And you can't say, "Sure ... and hopefully she'll grow into that nose one day." I mean, all you can say is, "SHE IS THE CUTEST THING IMAGINABLE OF COURSE SHE IS DID YOU REALLY NEED TO ASK???!!!" And that's all you can say. So why bother asking, really? But maybe you ARE actually one of those parents who doesn't solicit the oohs and aahs of your child's beauty, but who gets them anyway. Maybe people are always coming up to you and saying, "Oh my god, that child is beeyootiful. THAT CHILD NEEDS TO BE A MODEL!" And these people aren't your mom and MIL. In that case, should your kid be a child model?

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Adorable 'Baby Heading' Trend Will Have You Dressing Your Kid Up in Adult Clothes (PHOTOS)

posted by Nicole Fabian-Weber November 28, 2012 at 1:38 PM in Baby

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Whether you love babies, or hate them (yes, there are soulless people out there who hate babies!), you will fall head-over-heels for the interweb's latest (most ingenious?) meme: Baby Heading.

The concept is simple. You take a teeny-tiny baby, or hell, a toddler, and put them in "adult clothes", such as a suit and tie -- and then you watch the magic unfold ...

Behold Baby Heading, people. Your eyes -- and your heart -- will thank you.

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Snooki's Halloween Photo With Lorenzo Was Totally Worth the Wait

posted by Adriana Velez November 13, 2012 at 2:43 PM in Baby

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Some things are just worth waiting for, and this is one of them: Snooki's family Halloween photo. Fer cute! Even if you're not a Jersey Shore fan, even if you pretty much hate everything Snooki, even if the very sight of tanned skin and leopard prints makes your skin crawl, you have to admit. This family Halloween portrait is pretty darn cute.

It's the Superhero Family! This was a great idea, and I loved that they got baby Lorenzo into the fun. Or was it the other way around? Maybe it's that Snooki and Jionni were game about dressing up with their son. Either way, I think the three of them together are adorbs.

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7 Bizarre 'Twilight' Onesies for the Serious Twi-Mom

posted by Linda Sharps November 7, 2012 at 11:09 AM in Baby

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I'm not a big Twilight fan and I don't have a baby, but I can easily imagine how the combination of fandom and motherhood can become two great tastes that taste great together. Actually, I don't have to imagine it -- I can sit right here, right now, and revel in the visual glory that is ... the Twilight-themed onesie.

You didn't know there was such a thing? Oh come on, if there's a growing number of Fifty Shades of Grey onesies (OMFG), you KNOW there's quite the selection of Twilight gear for your infant to wear. If you've been wondering how to properly display your eagerness for the upcoming Breaking Dawn 2 release date, I've got just the method for transforming your child into a pint-sized advertising vehicle:

Say What!?

'Baby Mop' Onesie Puts Your Lazy Infant to Work & Makes Your Floors Sparkle

posted by Mary Fischer November 2, 2012 at 3:18 PM in Baby

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Ok, have you seen this new baby onesie with a mop attached to it yet? Yes — I said a baby onesie with a mop attached to it, as in a little suit that your baby can wear so he can practice his crawling skills and mop your floors at the exact same time. (Whaaattt?)

For the bargain price of $34.99, you can order your very own “Baby Mop” from BetterThanPants.com, and turn your lazy baby into a chore-lovin’, floor-moppin’ little worker bee.

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Beyonce & Jay-Z Can't Trademark Blue Ivy -- Thank Goodness

posted by Jeanne Sager October 22, 2012 at 1:58 PM in Baby

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Woohoo! Jay-Z and Beyonce lost their bid to trademark baby Blue Ivy's name. Now they can go back to thinking about their baby as, well, a baby!

Well, that is if they haven't already filed an appeal to continue their world domination plan for the world's most famous baby? You really think Bey and Hova are going to let one little events planning business named Blue Ivy Events get in their way? Sigh.

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7 Baby Halloween Costumes That Scare Us to Death

posted by Jeanne Sager October 16, 2012 at 4:49 PM in Baby

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Even Tinker Bell can't believe these costumesAh, fall. You can hear the crunch of the leaves. You can smell the apple cider being pressed. And you can see the absolutely ridiculous Halloween costumes people are pulling out for their babies.

I just don't get it. There are hundreds of adorable options for parents out there, and still, every year there has to be at least one idiot in the neighborhood who decides to dress their infant like Christian Grey ... or worse.

Think you've seen some really bad baby costumes? Just you wait. We've got some of the worst.

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Confession of a Baby Clothes Hoarder

posted by Jeanne Sager October 11, 2012 at 3:39 PM in Baby

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I'm sure I have that dino onesie somewhereLadies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? I have a confession to make. My name is Jeanne Sager, and I am a baby clothes hoarder.

Upstairs in the half-attic of my house are tubs, giant plastic tubs, filled to the brim with clothes. Sure, half of them have the "yet to be grown into" hand-me-downs and outfits I've snatched up on sale. But I'm not talking about those tubs. I'm talking about the other half. The half-filled with duds sized infant to 12 months.

Awww!

8 Precious Babies in Funny Hats Are Better Than Prozac (PHOTOS)

posted by Sasha Brown-Worsham September 25, 2012 at 4:41 PM in Baby

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There is nothing cuter than a baby. We all know this. But as cute as babies are, babies in hats? Even cuter! I swear you put the sweetest baby in a hat and somehow their cheeks get that much chubbier, their lips get that much rosier, and their whole face becomes the focal point.

If only adult hats were as flattering ... lucky for us, there are plenty of places all over the web where we can see precious babies in funny hats.

If your Tuesday was a down day like mine, you NEED this slideshow. Trust me. You won't regret it. Here are eight adorable babies wearing funny hats:

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9 Onesies Way Too Disturbing for a Baby (PHOTOS)

posted by Jeanne Sager July 25, 2012 at 10:52 AM in Baby

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I have a theory about all those cutsey baby onesies with the sayings on them. It's the only thing keeping us sane until that baby starts talking. Wait, have you gone through the "I'm so desperate for this baby to talk that I'll sit here for an hour saying Mama like an idiot" stage yet? You will. In the meantime, there are plenty of onesies out there that will let you say anything you want for your baby.

In fact, the whole "baby onesie" field has gotten cluttered with people saying a little too much for babies. The creepy onesies people actually expect you to put on a baby have gotten out of control.