We all like to dish about how good or bad the latest celebrity baby's name is—like Seraphina (the newest Affleck). But LittleRing79 started a conversation in the CafeMom Newcomers club about some really cruel baby names like Adolf Hitler, who by the way, has been taken away from his parents (but not because of his name).
The idea of the post Cruel Names for Children is to give either the name of someone you really know or a name that someone could give a baby that would be really mean. You won't believe some of the names people have actually given their children. Here are the highlights (all of these names are real according to the people who posted them):
1. Blow Job
2. Abcde
3. Hellcity
4. Richard Head (went by Dick)
5. Clahmiddia
6. Sexsey
7. Rawmeet (pronounced raw meat)
8. Kandi Apel
9. Cadaver
10. Meconium
Which of these names do you think is the worst? Do you know anyone with a really cruel baby name (not just one that you might not like)?
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Comments (78)
All of them are pretty terrible and cruel !!
What about Shiethead ??? tha't s terrible as well !
I had a patient with the name of Harold Koch. No joke. Poor guy! My kids want to name our baby girl Diamond. I told them they are just setting her up for a very bad job when she gets older! LOL!
My aunt's friends name is Dick knocks. Seriously! Not Richard Dick.
whats wrong with harold koch? I have Koch's in my family, its pronounced Koe.
I think the way you pronounce Koch may change from area to area, because here it doesn't sound to pretty!
My maiden name is Koch. It's pronouced 'cook' but yeah, I got it all LOL I especially got a hard time in basic training when all of the drill sergeants thought it was pronounced a *different* way haha
i have a distant cousin who's name is davey crocket...not david, actually davey...his dad thought that was "neat".
Kandi Apel is cute
I went to schol with a Jack Knopf. *Pronounced kin-off*. Poor thing.
I knew a man that lived in Wisconsin by the name of Maxwell House. His mom owned a gift shop downtown. It was called Mrs. House's gifts.