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  • 9. While participating in an Olympic ice skating event

    Last time we checked, a triple axel wasn't one of the recommended holds. Might want to wait for the medal ceremony.

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  • 10. When someone tells you not to breastfeed

    If someone tells you that you shouldn't be breastfeeding in public or without a cover, you definitely shouldn't breastfeed -- that is, you shouldn't breastfeed until after you've told Helpful Harriet that if they're truly offended by the sight of a baby eating, they can always go buy a nice, new nursing cover and use it on their own eyes.