14 Outrageously Inappropriate Cakes for Baby's First Birthday (PHOTOS)

cakeAh, the first birthday cake. We, as parents, want it to be good, right? Memorable. We're not just going to whip up a boxed cake, frost it with some icing, and call it a day. Oh, no, no, no. We need a theme; maybe some fondant; perhaps a few petrifying clown figurines on top to scare the bejeezus out of our child.

If you thought your kid's first birthday cake was bad, check out these 14 hilariously inappropriate cakes. They'll make you rethink that Duncan Hines sheet cake.


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colts14 colts14

You do realize that the 1st birthday party is really for the adults anyway, right? Junior isn't going to give a rat's ass about the few inappropriate cakes on this list. A baby just wants to get messy for their 1st birthday.

amand... amanda_mom89

Umm yes I did whip up a boxed mix. I made cupcakes and gave her her own. We didn't have a party.. I told family they were welcome to stop by for cupcakes if they wanted to.



I bought her a blow up swimming pool and I put it beside the back porch. Took some cute pictures, let her open a couple of presents, let her swim. She had a blast.



I don't understand people who go all out for the first few birthdays.

Claudia Castello

In the one with the brain cake, even the baby looks like he's like, "What the fuck!" lol!

femal... femaleMIKE

lol.  I like the monkey one

femal... femaleMIKE

The penis shaped cakes are hilarious. 

Zenezzy Zenezzy

What breast fed one year old wouldn't love Hootera?

Natas... Natasha316

The kid with the brain cake is looking like WTH! MOM! LOL

Sarah Cassady

oh the brain cake had me giggling lol....that poor baby was like "what the F*CK mane" lol

nonmember avatar anon

I don't see anything "inappropriate" with the monkey or Mater (from Cars) cakes. Can someone explain that? I think they are well done and definitely age appropriate.

the4m... the4mutts

Anon- the monkey looks like its beating off. Look at the banana placement

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