Ah, the first birthday cake. We, as parents, want it to be good, right? Memorable. We're not just going to whip up a boxed cake, frost it with some icing, and call it a day. Oh, no, no, no. We need a theme; maybe some fondant; perhaps a few petrifying clown figurines on top to scare the bejeezus out of our child.
If you thought your kid's first birthday cake was bad, check out these 14 hilariously inappropriate cakes. They'll make you rethink that Duncan Hines sheet cake.
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