I'm just going to cut to the chase: After some extensive Googling, I've discovered that there are some really weird pacifiers out there. Passies with cuss words on them; passies that cost almost 20 grand (yes, you read that right); passies that will age your sweet little newborn about 16 years.
They're weird. They're kind of hilarious. And they're definitely not for everyone. Here are 10 of the wackiest pacifiers you'll ever see. Who comes up with this stuff?!
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This gold grill pacifier is perfect for parents who need a good laugh during the "no-sleep" phase of your newborn's life. And, seriously, what baby doesn't like shiny things?