It's happened. Kim Kardashian and baby North West have left the building. There have been reports swirling around, talking about how Kim is going stir crazy, being stuck in the house non-stop, but turns out, Kim has managed to pull some Houdini sh*t on us all. Kim, North, and Kanye West all went to Bruce Jenner's Malibu beach house on the Fourth of July to celebrate the holiday with family. And somehow, they made it to and fro undetected. This is crazy, you guys. We actually saw photos of some of the Kardashians and Jenners hanging out on Bruce's balcony at that party. Kim and North were inside! Where's the Hubble Telescope when you need it?
Apparently, July 4th was the first outing for the baby, who was born 5 weeks early on June 21. However, a source said, "Kim has taken North on a few playdates, but she can't do it with lots of people since she's still so small." Aw, cute. But you don't really take a newborn baby on a playdate, FYI. You may hang out with another mom who has a baby. But really, there's no playing that goes on. Only laying. So maybe the source got confused and meant to say Kim has taken North on a few laydates.
Anyway, it's close, you guys. I can feel it. One of these days in the very near future we're going to get a glimpse of Kim and her sweet baby. Maybe it will be on the cover of Us Weekly, followed by a 2,000-page spread. Maybe it'll be a paparazzi pic on TMZ. Who knows? Who cares? Just show us the baby already, Jenner. You wanted to build suspense and you did. Mission accomplished.
(Also, Kate Middleton is going to have her baby soon. Just saying.)
What do you think of this? When was the first time you took your baby out?