Kim Kardashian Reportedly Forced to Stay Inside by Her Mom Until Baby Pics Are Sold

kim kardashianI think most of us are believers that Kris Jenner is the puppeteer behind the marionette dolls that are the Kardashians. I mean, I know I wouldn't be shocked if it came out that each daughter is instructed to listen to some sort of chanting CD that contains subliminal messages from their mom every night while they sleep. But this latest rumor -- the rumor that claims Kris has instructed Kim not to leave the house until a price has been reached for the first photos of baby North West -- is rigoddamdiculous. Forcing a brand new mom to stay inside at all times? That's torture, Jenner. You know. I know it. The American people know it.

We heard rumblings a few days ago, saying that Kim is starting to go a little stir crazy, being cooped up at home with the baby. But we also heard rumblings that the reason for said cooping was because, being a Kardashian, she doesn't want to risk not being able to cash in on her own photo. But now sources are saying that Kris is the mastermind behind this whole plan. She's supposedly telling her daughter to stay inside, because if the paps get a pic of her before the Kardashians can sell one to Us Weekly or wherever, they don't get any richer. Which, in Kris's mind, is worth her daughter's torture.

As someone who was pretty much commandeered to her house shortly after giving birth, I can attest: It sucks. I think it rained for 40 days straight after I had my daughter -- and I lived in Brooklyn, where you walk everywhere -- so it was just me and a crying baby in a 700-square-foot box for over a month. It was awesome.

Now, clearly Kim's experience is much different than mine, as she lives in sunny LA and her refrigerator is probably 700 square feet, but the point is, you need to get out -- even if just to the store or for some fresh air -- when you're a brand new mom. You really do start to feel a little crazy after a little while. You're sleep-deprived. Hormonal. And you're tired of looking at the inside of your house. 

Not sure how much longer Kim is going to be able to put up with this, Mama Kris. And if this story proves to be true, isn't it a little torturous for you, watching your child suffer like this? Sheesh.

Did you go stir crazy after having a baby?

 

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teddy... teddysmama09

 if she really wants to get out, why can't she go alone or with a friend/sister/ mom? Even a breastfed baby will last at least a half hour without mom; long enough to just go for a walk or go grab a coffee. And if she really needs to get out with the baby, just put it in a wrap (at that age the baby snuggles into a sling pretty discreetly, and no one can even see the kid).


I'm glad no one gave two hoots about my kids but me and a close circle of friends and family. Being rich and famous may have it's benefits, but being middle class and completely unconsequential is so much more freeing!

nonmember avatar Lisa

Why do you guys talk about this stuff we know is BS like its true? Is the media THAT desperate that they will run anything no matter how awful the source is? Heres a novel idea, maybe she's home because she's taking care of her PREMATURE weeks old daughter

nonmember avatar Ashley

I think if they wanted to sell the pictures they would have by now. It doesn't take that long to write up a contract and snap a few pics. I think they are going the way that Tom and Katie did with Suri. Hide away for the first few months then release the pics on the cover of a major mag ad not a tabloid because that'd be the classy way* for a Kardashian.



* what I think is actually classy, in terms of celebrity, is to post a picture on your Facebook or Tumblr acct. Then you're not treating another human as a paycheck or source of publicity/press. Or I suppose sell it and donate ALL the money to charity.

TMK919 TMK919

@Ashley, it's been reported all money will go to charity .

Debbie McKee Closson

Of course Kris won't! She's all about the money. It's too damn bad that there are people in this world that Kris will never ever know about that would love her children just for who they are and not what fame or fortune they would bring to them, like um who Kris Jenner, who doesn't even care about her husband, but did when he thought he would bring her money??? So her children could have besties in other states but no, she would exploit them, or drink in early morning hour tv. I guarantee you if Kim or any of the other girls wanted to be my friend, I would love those babies without tv, or grandma making money.

nonmember avatar DEDE

KIM K IS RIDICULOUS EVEN THE KING AND QUEENS OF ENGLAND CAN SHOW THERE BABIES 24 HOURS AFTER BIRTH THATS CLASS AND THATS PRIDE!!! KIM K HAS NO CLASS AND WAY TOO MUCH PRIDE WILL SHES PATHETIC! SHES HAD NO PROBLEM WITH THE CAMERAS THAT MADE HER RICH WHEN SHE WAS ROLLING AROUND NAKED IN A BED AND NOW SHE CANT STAND THEM AND CANT BELIEVE THEY WANT A PICTURE...TRULY I HOPE SHE REALLY DOES JUST GO AWAY AND WE'D BE LUCKLY NOT TO SE ANYMORE OF HER AND THE NONSENSE THAT COMES WITH HER STUPID PICS! BLESSING IN DISGUISE

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