Babies. They're real lushes, I tell ya. They may not be able to string together a proper sentence (see? drunk!), but the minute you turn your back on them, into the liquor cabinet they go. Not sure what your little one's poison is (I think my daughter likes her wine), but I can assure you, your baby is drunk. Hammered. Wasted out of his or her mind.
Don't believe me? I've got proof. Here are 5 ways being with your baby is like hanging out with drunk person.
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Go on, try to get your baby to walk a straight line. There's no way they can do it. I guarantee you they stumble and probably even fall. Good thing they don't know how to drive yet.