Kim Kardashian Plans to Take Her Baby on Tour With Kanye West, So Clearly She's Gone Mad

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Kim Kardashian Kanye WestApparently she wants to make sure her new little family isn't apart for one single second, because Kim Kardashian is taking her baby on tour with Kanye West instead of sitting at home alone and adjusting to life as a mom all by her lonesome self.

Yep, according to TMZ, Kim plans on packing up her 3-month-old baby to travel around with Kanye on a bus. She's reportedly even gone so far as to request cribs and soundproof hotel rooms at every stop along the way.

(How Kim Kardashian of her.)

OMG. If this is true, I really feel kind of bad for the girl. Because she has absolutely no idea what is about to happen to her life. If she did, there's no way she'd even so much as think about living on a bus with a newborn.

Holy Toledo. The mere thought of being trapped inside a moving vehicle with a tiny infant for hours on end each and every single day has me wanting to go hide in the closet and curl up into the fetal position. And yes, I'm sure whatever bus Kimye winds up traveling on will be as luxurious and swanky as buses get -- but that still doesn't change the fact that there will be a newborn accompanying them for the ride.

Good grief. During the first few months of my son's life, it was stressful enough to put him in the car for a 10-minute trip to the mall. How in the heck is anyone able to cope with living in something that has four wheels with a baby in tow?

I guess that brings us to those soundproof hotel rooms and (gasp!) hotel cribs. Have she ever actually seen a hotel crib? Apparently not. I'm sure housekeeping does their best to clean those things (sometimes), but babies will be babies -- and they don't exactly spit up any less if they happen to be borrowing a crib from a five-star joint versus a Motel 6.

And as for the soundproof hotel rooms -- is she worried about someone waking up her baby, or her baby disturbing the other guests when he's screaming uncontrollably at 3 o'clock in the morning? (Yeah, you're right. She thinks drunk concert goers will wake up her kid.)

Huh. She's probably better off shacking up on the bus with the baby instead of checking in and out of hotels along the tour route. If nothing else, at least she won't have to deal with Kanye stumbling in and flicking the lights on after his shows are over.

Do you think it's a good idea for Kim to bring her baby on tour?

 

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