10 Most Over-the-Top Crazy Expensive Baby Products

diamond pacifierWhen it came time to register for my baby shower, I couldn't believe the massive amount of STUFF that was out on the market for babies. Diamond-encrusted pacifiers? Silk sheets? For babies?

The baby commerce trap is wide and just waiting to swallow you whole, all in the name of making sure your baby has the BEST childhood ever.

Sadly, I'm not just talking about the internal debate over whether your baby really needs a warm glow cast on her wipes before they touch her delicate behind (she doesn't). At least your standard wipes warmer won't cost you your firstborn. A hand-crafted Italian leather diaper bag, on the other hand, will set you back more than $1,000 for something your kid will ultimately puke on.

Think that's nuts? That's nothing compared to a $17,000 pacifier! And I'm just getting started.

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The luxury baby market is chock-a-block with baby products with prices so high you'll be choking harder than a baby who just had her first taste of pureed prunes.

Check out these over-the-top prices for baby products that would make even Bill Gates raise an eyebrow.

Would you buy anything on this list?


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nonmember avatar Stephanie.r.e

I don't know if I'm weird but I usually find the more expensive things (like every one on this list) ugly and/or gaudy. And even if it is nice lookin I find it too ridiculous to spend that much money.


I want that highchair!! Lol THAT'S never gonna happen! I can't believe people would spend so much on stuff that they might get 2 years of use out of. Wow.

Rhodin Rhodin

The highchair would probably be easy to DIY if you could find the right kind of plain wooden chair.

Paula Kay Lewis-Carper

This is the most gawd awful gear I've ever seen....but I won't turn down the 17,000 pacifier if someone's gonna buy it for me LOL

Rhond... RhondaVeggie

The pram is sweet but most of it's pretty tacky.

femal... femaleMIKE

These are silly things for the elite.  Its a way for some of them to set themselves apart from the rest of the us. 

I have no desire for any of these things. I don't find any of these things extremely cute/nice either.  There is no "child like" appearance to them.  I like the cute things with little animals, cars, all over them.

drama... dramaqueenizme

Some people are absolutly nuts!!! Its crazy that 1 binki costs more than BOTH of my vehicles combined!!! I cant even imagine being able to spend money on this crap!  I worry about the $10 shoes that my kids outgrow in 2 months lol!

got3boyz got3boyz

Why spend so much money on something they're going to grow so quickly out of?  That's just nuts!

LadyM... LadyMinni

I want the Aston Martin stroller. It's probably the only Aston I'll ever be able to afford!

danit... danithegreat

Imagine your kid losing that paci at the mall!

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