Poor men. They often feel kind of useless during pregnancy. I mean, there's their baby mama, doing all the incubating, and they just stand back and watch the whole thing happen. Some expecting dads try to help -- they shop for baby gear, they paint the nursery, they give back rubs. We like it when dads do that. Good work, dads! Keep doing stuff like that!
Other dads... well, it's like they don't quite understand what this whole baby business is about. Take new dad Colin Furze. He just spent a whole lotta time and energy creating the world's fastest stroller. Wowee, Colin! Thank you for providing the very thing your baby does NOT need: Speed. What's next, a fire-breathing stuffed bear?
Colin's gas-powered mega-pram goes 53 miles an hour and no, his wife has not allowed him to put their baby in there. This is just another silly project that serves no purpose, from a man who is clearly feeling envious of woman's ability to create life. Guys, you will never be able to compete with us! We've nailed it. WE. MAKE. LIFE. Now go back to staining the new rocker.
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Oh well. Hope Colin devotes as much energy and passion to putting together the crib as he does this stroller. It's a good thing Colin's so cute, right? Anyone want a ride? Watch this baby thingy fly!
Did your husband help prepare for the baby or did he dig into totally useless projects like this one?
Image via Colinfurze/YouTube