Well, now we know more than we ever wanted to about Snooki's son's penis. In a word, baby Lorenzo's man parts are "awesome." According to his mom, anyway.
Oh Snooki, you know you're not supposed to talk about your son's circumcision, right? Hold up! Yes, we moms can debate the ol' foreskin snip 'til the cows come home.
When it's hypothetical, we aren't embarrassing our kids. We're caring moms who want to debate real issues of pain and suffering and possible effects foreskin removal can have on whether or not they'll contract certain diseases.
We need to talk about circumcision from that standpoint. At least women (and men) who are parenting sons need to have these talks (mom of a girl over here: I have to admit I was relieved not to have to go there!).
But once you make your decision about your actual son, that's when it's time to shut up about it! Just consider how it sounded when Snooki decided to let loose about Lorenzo's circumcision:
Everything came out fine; his penis looks awesome. He's going to have a good life.
Um, thanks for sharing? Imagine being Lorenzo in about 16 years, knowing everyone knows the state of his foreskin.
Ouch!!
Moms! On behalf of your sons, let Snooki's little snafu be a warning to you all!
Feel free to debate circumcision all you want. Become an intactivist if you want. But for the love of your sons, when the deed is done (or not done), let's keep that little detail covered in a diaper!
Do you tell people whether your son's been circumcised or not?
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Comments 67
This article is stupid. Since when does anyone prefer to hear someone give an opinion when they are just speculating and haven't actually experienced said thing they are giving their opinion on?! And yes in conversation I have mentioned whether my boys are circumsized or not. It's not a big deal. Oh and you know what?! When my future daughter in law becomes pregnant I'll even talk to her if she wants about it. It's not my son's penis we'll be talking about. It'll be a procedure that we're talking about. Get over yourself already.
Considering you recently wrote an asinine article on why your glad you don't have a boy, you shouldn't be allowed to write about this topic.
I doubt by the time he is 16 or whatever, that anyone will remember OR ACTUALLY CARE.
And brace yourselves for the waves of inactivists about to pour in...
Only if they ask. And the only ones who have asked have been friends with boys and they were up in the air about their decision.