Jennifer Garner's Son Pees in Her Eye & Confirms Girls Are Better Than Boys

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So Jennifer Garner went on Ellen today and pretty much confirmed my suspicions that being a parent is disgusting. The Butter actress and mom of Violet, 6, Seraphina, 3, and Samuel, 7 months, admitted that her son pees in her eye, to which I say, eew. I know some of you wonderful mothers out there are probably nodding with understanding as you wipe your child's urine from your face, but to a non-parent like m'self, news that that can happen came as kind of a shocker. One minute Jennifer's talking about how virile Ben Affleck is (yesss), and the next she's talking about pee pee going in her eye eye. Come on! It was a total bait and switch. But! There's light at the end of this wee-wee-soaked tunnel.

Garner explains that there's a benefit to having daughters over having sons: "I mean, they didn't pee in my eye."

Boom. There it is. If you wanna have kids but you don't want to have someone spray whiz in your face, have girls. It's simple, it's genius, it's a game-plan I can get behind.

I mean, I'm a girl and I can say with a lot of confidence that I've never peed on Jennifer Garner's face. Girls just don't do that sort of thing. We're nice and well-behaved like that.

Jennifer went on to say that she sometimes sets pee-happy Samuel down then forgets where she put him:

I don't know if it's because he's my third and I forget that I have him ... You know you're just dealing with two and then you think, "I put a baby down. I swear I put a baby down somewhere." And you kind of walk through the house. "There you are!" He's just happy as can be.

Aw, that's cute. But, like, I mean, I don't want to be all whatever or anything, but, you know, who knows -- maybe Samuel's peeing in Jennifer's eye to get back at her for leaving him in random rooms of the house all alone? Stranger things, that's all I'm saying really, stranger things have happened.

Now, about Ben's virility ....

What took you by surprise when you were raising your son?


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Sleep... SleepingBeautee

My oldest peed in his own eye. I can say for sure that after having three boys... I have been peed on more times than I would like to count, but I wouldn't trade my little wizzers for anything. What's a little baby pee between loved ones?

nonmember avatar mp

Is this article supposed to be funny? Yes, you can get peed on the face by your baby boy. You learn how to deal with it and move on. Grow up!

nonmember avatar Rita Carlson

Sleeping Beautee: I have had the same experience with my own son! He peed in his own eye and started to cry, then he peed on me too!!

MIA0223 MIA0223

I am expecting my first boy in January. Not looking forward to being peed on!!!

Sleep... SleepingBeautee

He peed in his own eye repeatedly... he didn't learn from his mistakes. I guess i didn't either as it always seemed to be a big surprise every time it happened.

the4m... the4mutts

2 boys & 2 girls, I've never been peed on by any of them.

2 of my kids pooped on my foot when I laid them on the floor to dress them after a bath. All 4 of them have peed & pooped on most of my furniture. Pee & poo never shocked me.

What DID shock me, was the suprise puking. Right in my face, down my back, in my bra, everything.

Kids are just nasty lol

bibad... bibadiva73

Yeah, it comes with the territory. No shock there...

nonmember avatar India

I have 2 boys and 1 girl. They've all peed on me, she just usually got in on my leg. My youngest right in my eye while I was washing his little business. And both the boys peed all over their heads in the middle of the night. Now my daughter when she was little would wake up quietly from her nap and take off her diaper and smear poop everywhere! Ohhh I hated that. But nothing compares to throw up, before my oldest son I thought projectile vomit was just something in the movies, til he caught the stomach flu and vomited 5 feet out all over my kitchen, it was like an Exorcist scene OMG. Pee ain't nothing

carole76 carole76

My boy is more accident prone, than my little girl.

Amy Mathis

Never peed in my eye (so far) but definitely spit up!

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