Boys Who Use Pacifiers Grow Up to Be Heartless Creeps (Sort Of)

Say What!? 88

pacifierWhen my kids were newborns, I hid all the pacifiers we received as gifts in fear that using them would cause nipple confusion. Plus, I really didn't need another thing to clean. Then my mom bought us some fancy ones most like a woman's nipples and whispered to me, "Just in case." We had one of those "just in case" moments and used them for half a second before my son decided he liked to suck on his foot better and my daughter found her thumb. Thank goodness for that because researchers just revealed that baby boys who use pacifiers turn out to be emotionless jerks who seem to have Botox faces without any expression or empathy for others. 

I wonder if that explains some of the guys I've dated.

Girls come out unscathed. And there hasn't been a study on baby boys who suck their own toes yet, so the verdict is out on my son. But no one wants their precious little boy to turn out to be an apathetic dolt. What the heck is this study anyway?

More from The Stir: Bottles, Sippy Cups & Pacifiers Can Be Hazardous to Your Kid's Health

Before all pacifier users start freaking out, I will let you know that the researchers say nighttime use seems to be okay. It can be damaging however when we plug our boys' mouths up in the daytime when they should be mimicking our facial expressions. We can shut girls up with the thing any time and we will still turn out to be emotional and heartfelt. I think I find this girls exempt part most fascinating. We're essentially bulletproof here. Perhaps that makes us sup -- okay, I'll stop. Back to the boys ... our poor indifferent men ...

The study was published in Basic and Applied Social Psychology and there were three experiments that yielded these findings -- so they checked them thrice! Those researchers tied "heavy pacifier use as a young child to poor results on various measures of emotional maturity."

Wow. Way to make moms who used pacifiers on their sons who turned out to be callous creeps feel even worse. As if no cards on birthdays, no smiles in the mornings, and years of enduring the cold stares weren't enough.

Paula Niedenthal is the lead author of the bad news that basically says boys who use pacis turn into Neanderthal-types (odd how those names are so similar). She said that mimicking another is an important learning tool for babies. "We can talk to infants, but at least initially they aren't going to understand what the words mean. So the way we communicate with infants at first is by using the tone of our voice and our facial expressions." A pacifier in a baby's mouth is going to inhibit that child's ability to mirror these expressions.

Niedenthal -- whose work is supported by the French, who of course know more than everyone else about raising babies -- put it simply: "What if you always had something in your mouth that prevented you from mimicking and resonating with the facial expression of somebody?"

C'est vrai. It would turn a guy into a robot. Quick! Get those pacifiers out now!

This whole thing just sucks. But parents, instead of feeling awful that you let your little guy pacify himself with a binky, let him watch some Charlie Chaplin movies or sing to any My Chemical Romance record on repeat -- mouth unobstructed -- and I bet he'll end up nurturing lost puppies, letting spiders out of the house instead of killing them, not breaking young girls' hearts, and truly showing love for his mother.

What do you think of this study? Does it worry you or make you want to help your son kick the pacifier habit?

 

Image via edenpictures/Flickr

baby development, in the news, pacifiers

88 Comments

To add a comment, please log in with

Use Your CafeMom Profile

Join CafeMom or Log in to your CafeMom account. CafeMom members can keep track of their comments.

Join CafeMom or Log in to your CafeMom account. CafeMom members can keep track of their comments.

Comment As a Guest

Guest comments are moderated and will not appear immediately.

Jennifer Bartholomew

This is major bs. Why would anyone be prompted to make such a ludicrous study in the first place? Please keep your crazy studies to yourself. Stop trying to scare naive mothers.

jacob... jacob1818

I find this a little hard to believe, my son who is 14 now used a binky and he is now a Uncle and I love how close he is with his Niece he is the most loving child I have seen, even more so than his older brother who did not take a binky, so I guess you can say I find it hard to believe..

Roseb... Rosebud333776

Sounds bizzare to me, I don't believe a pacifier can do this to little boys!

Antonella Yasuna

I don't buy it, but the title of the article is: Boys Who Use Pacifiers Grow Up to Be Heartless Creeps...Grow up to be heartless creeps...I guess we'll find out when our kids are adults!

Amanda Butler

Really do these ppl have nothing better to do than scare the crap out society who will actually buy into this load of CRAP!? How about they spend their research time on something more important such as a terminal illness or a form of dementia!!!

tauru... taurusmom88

There are so many environmental factors that can make a child be that way, this study is a load of crap. Did this study even take into account the environmental factors?

Helena A. Woolley-Killins

The study isnt saying BOYS its saying MEN!!!!!! So if you baby boy is sweet, great.. but he isnt a man YET! And I dont know how much of this I believe anyways.. my son didnt use one for very long.. and he is 18 and he is loving, but has a real bad attitude. I think more then anything Genes and upbringing play a bigger role in how your son will one day become a MAN! Even at 18 he is still being taught how to be a man, I must say he treats his GF very well, and she would agree. 

xoxoD... xoxoDanicaxoxo

Might be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

Jesy Payne

I call Bullshit. Both of my boys were paci users. My 4 year old is very expressive and empathetic and my 21 month old is the same way. My older son used his until he was 2, although I could have taken it earlier. I took my 21 month old's away at 15 months b/c he was getting a little too dependant on it.

nonmember avatar Maxine

Why is everyone bragging about how their child used a paci till age 3 or longer?

51-60 of 88 comments First 45678 Last
F