Snooki in the hospitalSince we reported on Snooki's pregnancy -- and now her birth -- over, and over, and over, and over again, it's only right we buy her a congratulatory baby gift. Or better yet, a bunch of congratulatory baby gifts! Or best of all, no baby gifts at all, just an imaginary list of what we would buy Snooki if we knew her! Here are six adorable baby gifts we're totally not buying Snooki. (But someone should -- Auntie JWoww?)

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