5 Bibs Too Bizarre for Babies

baby dollWe have seen some pretty creepy things designed for babies lately. Case in point: Fifty Shades of Grey onesies anyone? But just when I was thinking the bizarre things people think are appropriate for baby to wear out on the town were the worst it could get, it got worse.

Introducing the seriously disturbing ... baby bibs! Apparently moms and dads have decided it is not enough to emblazon curse words on the clothes their little cuties wear when they are out and about.

Now they feel the need to ensure that you are creeped out while watching baby get his eat on too!

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I guess the good news is that the very nature of what a bib does means they will get so caked in mashed peas and drool that the messages will be obliterated in no time. But it doesn't exactly make me feel better about the future of the human race when I see parents who think it's funny to be crass

Seriously, folks, can't we just go back to "I'm cute" and call it a day?

Which of these bibs would you buy for your baby ... any of them?

 

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cassi... cassie_kellison

I like the "I drink until I pass out.." But only if it did NOT say 'like my daddy'.


I do like a little shirt I saw once that said "All mommy wanted was a back rub" that one just makes me laugh.

wjbra... wjbrady2011

I think the ill be feeding you this crap and the whip em out ones are funny. I would use them at home. I had one that said parental advisory lock up your daughters.

nonmember avatar NoWay

I thought the PIMP one was funny. :)

MomLi... MomLily67

Why is Jeanne Sager so outraged by these "creepy" baby things??  if you don't like them, don't buy them....  many people hate flowery dresses, or stripped shirts.. so it's a personal choice, having you baby wear one of these or the other stuff she's posted is not a danger to society as she pretends to make it reflect.

kelly... kelly24019

It's funny... Get a sense of humor...

twoba... twobad4u84

I liked the one day I will be feed you this crap... I giggled.

GGsMo... GGsMommy07

ok i agree the one with profanity is too explicit...but cmon seriously those r funny! ppl r so sensitive these days WTF

Todd Vrancic

Meh.  There are real things to get outraged about, the bibs aren't my cup of tea, but I don't have to buy them.

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