Boy, if I had a dime for every time I left my young children on their own for hours on end so I could head to a neighbor's house in order to have some some adulterous sex ... well, I'd be BROKE, because oh my god are you kidding no one really does that, right?
Wrong. A Florida mom named Crystal Rusaw was arrested last weekend for doing exactly that, and as bad as the story already sounds -- believe me, it gets worse.
Florida police say Rusaw, 24, left her three little kids -- 4, 3, and 10 months old -- alone so she could sneak over to the neighbor's house for some NC-17 action. While Rusaw was enjoying a post-coital nap, the kids apparently got tired of waiting for her. They wandered away from the house, up the street, and crossed a busy highway before a witness called the cops.
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The baby, whose diaper was soaked when they were discovered, was being carried by the 4-year-old as they dodged traffic.
Okay, I don't know about you, but I'm having a mini heart attack just thinking about this. The oldest kid is FOUR and they're out on their own wandering on a highway? God, I can't even herd my own kids through a parking lot without freaking that they'll walk in front of a car -- and that's with bug-eyed supervision on my part.
Oh, and here's a final eyebrow-raising detail for you: Rusaw has (had?) a boyfriend who didn't even know what had happened until a reporter called him. He's been out of town for a week. Surprise!
Check out a news clip on this unbelievable story:
You know how sometimes you hear about some awful parenting mishap and you tell yourself not to judge because everyone makes mistakes and accidents can happen to anyone? Yeah, I am totally judging this woman. BIG. TIME.
Do you think there's any reasonable explanation for what this woman did?
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Comments 136
She was horny and stupid!! she could have at least find a babysitter. Kids could have gotten out if she had gone to the store for milk, unfortunately the reason was different so that puts her in a whole other light.
My husband now seperated left my 2,3 year old and went out of the city 30 min away for hours my children also left the home and wandered the neighborhood .... and the Kansas court gave him less then 6 months of probation and NO jail time and a fine under $1000 i was so furious with this decision i stormed out of the court room
She doesnt look like a drug addict. And I am curious how often she did this to really ascertain if she is addicted to sex. I saw a lifetime movie of a sex addict and she did things like this. I also think the neighbor is a douche too.
THIS WOMAN SHOULD BE LOCKED UP, NEVER GET HER KIDS BACK CAUSE SE OBVIOUSLY DOESNT CARE FOR THEM AND DEF. MADE SURE SHE DOES NOT HAVE ANYMOR KIDS! WHAT A PIECE OF TRASH!