9 Baby Onesies That Crack You Up Without Being Crass

plain onesieConsidering the amount of time we devote to trying to get our babies to talk to us, is it any wonder onesies with funny sayings on them are so darn popular? We are aching for these little balls of cuteness to say SOMETHING, ANYTHING to us.

Unfortunately there's a glut of inappropriate and just plain creepy onesies out there that we have to contend with. Picking through all of those to find something that's sincerely cute and worthy of your little bundle of joy can take forever. So we decided to give you a break. The Stir picked through all the awful outfits out there for you to find the good ones!

The good news is, there are some really funny folks out there who have turned their eye on the kids' clothing market. And this bodes well for your next shopping trip.

We came up with nine hilarious onesies clean enough to put on an innocent little baby but funny enough to be worth the investment. We would put any of these on our kids, would you?

Which one is your favorite?


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I like the keep calm and carry me one.


And I had one that said my mom doesn't want your advice. It was a baby shower gift but my daughter never really fit into new born clothes so she only wore it once.

March... March12momma

I have one for my daughter that says " sorry boys daddy says I can't date til I'm 30". I love it!

EvaSa... EvaSamuel

My daughter had one that says: "I love any number divisible only by one and itself." It has pictures of things in prime number amounts.  I love it.

Jenni... Jennishness

I still think these look pretty tacky, tbh. The "I'm Super" one is cute, though.

nonmember avatar MO Mom

I like I'm Super and If You Can Read This.... :-)

zombi... zombiemommy916

Awww!!!! Keep Calm and Carry Me? My favorite! And the caped "I'm Super?"....can't wait to show my sisters these, they'll be all over them for my "surprise" baby coming in January!

Lisa Frank

I saw one that said, by reading this shirt you agree to change one diaper

Lokis... LokisMama

Cute! I had some for my son that said things like "if I don't sleep, no one sleeps" and "hand over the remote amd no one gets hurt"

Nova L. Presbrey

My baby had one that said "Does this diaper make my butt look big?"

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