When it was time to register for my baby shower, my husband and I were completely overwhelmed. There is just so much stuff out there for babies. Which wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for all the useless, crude, and just plain bizarre stuff out there.
The creepy and inappropriate onesies they expect parents to put on their kids are bad enough. The clothing that's more expensive than anything I would even put on myself is easy enough to ignore. But I'm talking the flat out weird products that make you wonder: do these people actually have kids?
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And if they do, what kind of childhood must these kids be having? Everything from wigs for kids to baby perfume is out there. Just check out some of these wacky offerings for the little ones.
What is the weirdest thing you've seen marketed for babies?
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I use the pee pee teepee for my son. As soon as the air hits him he pees. Why would I waste a diaper by having him pee in it? I just slip the teepee over him and then wash it after the fact. Very useful and it saves me getting peed on constantly.
Actually, my friend had the peepee teepee, and I thought it was great!
Ugh, another useless article....the only creepy thing was the doll thing. I'm with AviannasMama...NEXT!
those giant hands... i wish i knew about them when my son was born man what a help they would have been.
I must be crazy then, because those barefoot sandals are cute as hell.
I actually made a few pairs of barefoot sandals just like those pictured... I thought they were adorable and most people who saw them gushed over how cute they were. Dad thought they were ugly...lol To each their own!