20 Onesies Way Too Disturbing for a Baby (PHOTOS)

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Jeanne Sager | Jul 25, 2012 Being a Mom

baby hands over faceI have a theory about all those cutsey baby onesies with the sayings on them. It's the only thing keeping us sane until that baby starts talking. Wait, have you gone through the "I'm so desperate for this baby to talk that I'll sit here for an hour saying Mama like an idiot" stage yet? You will. In the meantime, there are plenty of onesies out there that will let you say anything you want for your baby.

In fact, the whole "baby onesie" field has gotten cluttered with people saying a little too much for babies. The creepy onesies people actually expect you to put on a baby have gotten out of control.

I'm talking the onesies with curse words, the onesies with sexual references, and worse! You wouldn't believe the kind of sayings people will plaster across a baby's chest. I'm hoping (dear God) that they won't actually teach their kids to say them later, but who knows .... Check 'em out.

Which ones do you find offensive? Would you put any of them on your baby?


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  • Why not just make one that says, "I'm raising my kid to be a jerk like me" and be done with it?


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  • Really?


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  • Bullying starts early?


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  • Because everyone should be thinking about the size of your son's penis ...


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  • Even if it's true, some things don't need to be shared on a baby's chest


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  • Objectifying women already, is he?


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  • Shouldn't we be glad her motor skills haven't developed enough for this gesture?


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  • Then Daddy's a jerk


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  • See those boobs? They're not hers.


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  • Three Words NO Kid Should Ever Say: "Mommy Puts Out"


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  • I See an Oedipus Complex in Your Future, Kid


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  • Hey Mom, My First Word Is Gonna Get Me Kicked Outta Pre-School!

  • Good to Know Dad Role Models Such Great Behavior


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  • They're Called Baby Bottles, Not Beer Bottles

  • Such High Hopes from the Get Go


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  • Babies & Blow Jobs Just Don't Mix


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  • Now That's One Way to Tell Baby Mommy Had a One Night Stand


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  • Way Babies Die = Not Funny


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  • So What You're Saying Is Mommy Isn't the Best Person ... ?


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  • What Happens in the Bedroom Is Supposed to STAY in the Bedroom


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