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This week the world welcomes its latest celeb baby. Penelope Scotland joins mama Kourtney Kardashian, daddy Scott Disick, and the rest of the Kardash clan. No doubt she'll get the chicest onesies, hottest toys, and a tricked-out stroller. But there is one thing the newest member of the Hollywood tot club thankfully doesn't have -- the WTF name.

I'll admit Scotland is an unusual choice and I am sure it has more to do with honoring her pompous pop than the actual country. But if you ask me, little Penny got off easy. Stars just have different standards when it comes to naming their children. It’s as if they think their spawn are immune to being mercilessly teased.

Forget Apple, Coco, and Suri. Those monikers are tame compared to, say, Moxie CrimeFighter and Diva Muffin (I swear I didn't make those up). Check out the 52 wackiest celeb baby names ever:

1. Alabama Gypsy Rose: Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings
2. Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen
3. Aquinnah: Michael J. Fox and Tracy Pollan
4. Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton
5. Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson
6. Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor
7. Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell and Sacha Gervasi
8. Bronx Mowgli: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz
9. Buster: Johnny Lee Miller and Michele Hicks
10. Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper
11. Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
12. Cannon: Larry and Shawn King
13. Caspar: Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn
14. Dandelion: Keith Richards and Anita Pallenberg
15. Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
16. Diva Muffin: Frank and Gail Zappa (siblings Dweezil, Ahmet and Moon Unit!)
17. Ever Gabo: Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson
18. Everly Bear: Anthony Kiedis and Heather Christie
19. Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (fits right in with sisters Peaches Honeyblossom, Pixie, Little Pixie)
20. Free: Barbara Hershey and David Carradine
21. Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
22. Hud: John Cougar Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin (has brother named Spec Wildhorse)
23. Ikhyd: M.I.A. and Benjamin Brewer
24. Jaz Elle: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
25. Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
26. Jeronimo: Diego Luna and Camila Sodi
27. Kafka: Tommy Lee Jones
28. Kal-el: Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim
29. Lyric: Robby Benson and Karla DeVito (brother named Zephyr)
30. Mars Merkaba: Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica
31. Memphis Eve: Bono
32. Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn and Emily Jillette (brother named Zolten)
33. Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha: Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa
34. Ocean: Forest and Keisha Whitaker (sisters are Sonnet, True, Autumn)
35. Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
36. Pirate: Jonathan and Deven Davis
37. Poet Sienna Rose: Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg
38. Poppy Honey: Jamie Oliver and Jools Oliver (siblings are Daisy Boo, Petal Blossom Rainbow)
39. Puma: Erykah Badu and Tracy Curry
40. Reignbeau: Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed (brother is Freedom)
41. Rocket: Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellan (siblings are named Racer, Rebel, Rogue, Rhiannon)
42. Sailor Lee: Christie Brinkley, Peter Cook
43. Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
44. Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
45. Snow: Robin Gibb and Claire Yang
46. Tabooger: Dan Cortese and Dee Dee Hemby
47. Thyme: Isaiah and Jenisa Marie Washington
48. Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer
49. Yamma: James Brown and Deidre Jenkins
50. Zen: Corey and Susie Feldman
51. Zowie: David Bowie and Angela Bowie
52. Zuma: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

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