This week the world welcomes its latest celeb baby. Penelope Scotland joins mama Kourtney Kardashian, daddy Scott Disick, and the rest of the Kardash clan. No doubt she'll get the chicest onesies, hottest toys, and a tricked-out stroller. But there is one thing the newest member of the Hollywood tot club thankfully doesn't have -- the WTF name.
I'll admit Scotland is an unusual choice and I am sure it has more to do with honoring her pompous pop than the actual country. But if you ask me, little Penny got off easy. Stars just have different standards when it comes to naming their children. It’s as if they think their spawn are immune to being mercilessly teased.
Forget Apple, Coco, and Suri. Those monikers are tame compared to, say, Moxie CrimeFighter and Diva Muffin (I swear I didn't make those up). Check out the 52 wackiest celeb baby names ever:
- Alabama Gypsy Rose: Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings
- Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen
- Aquinnah: Michael J. Fox and Tracy Pollan
- Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton
- Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson
- Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor
- Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell and Sacha Gervasi
- Bronx Mowgli: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz
- Buster: Johnny Lee Miller and Michele Hicks
- Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper
- Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
- Cannon: Larry and Shawn King
- Caspar: Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn
- Dandelion: Keith Richards and Anita Pallenberg
- Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
- Diva Muffin: Frank and Gail Zappa (siblings Dweezil, Ahmet and Moon Unit!)
- Ever Gabo: Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson
- Everly Bear: Anthony Kiedis and Heather Christie
- Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (fits right in with sisters Peaches Honeyblossom, Pixie, Little Pixie)
- Free: Barbara Hershey and David Carradine
- Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
- Hud: John Cougar Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin (has brother named Spec Wildhorse)
- Ikhyd: M.I.A. and Benjamin Brewer
- Jaz Elle: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
- Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
- Jeronimo: Diego Luna and Camila Sodi
- Kafka: Tommy Lee Jones
- Kal-el: Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim
- Lyric: Robby Benson and Karla DeVito (brother named Zephyr)
- Mars Merkaba: Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica
- Memphis Eve: Bono
- Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn and Emily Jillette (brother named Zolten)
- Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha: Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa
- Ocean: Forest and Keisha Whitaker (sisters are Sonnet, True, Autumn)
- Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
- Pirate: Jonathan and Deven Davis
- Poet Sienna Rose: Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg
- Poppy Honey: Jamie Oliver and Jools Oliver (siblings are Daisy Boo, Petal Blossom Rainbow)
- Puma: Erykah Badu and Tracy Curry
- Reignbeau: Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed (brother is Freedom)
- Rocket: Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellan (siblings are named Racer, Rebel, Rogue, Rhiannon)
- Sailor Lee: Christie Brinkley, Peter Cook
- Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
- Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
- Snow: Robin Gibb and Claire Yang
- Tabooger: Dan Cortese and Dee Dee Hemby
- Thyme: Isaiah and Jenisa Marie Washington
- Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer
- Yamma: James Brown and Deidre Jenkins
- Zen: Corey and Susie Feldman
- Zowie: David Bowie and Angela Bowie
- Zuma: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale
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Sherra Mickey! (sister's friend's sister!)
Bahamut Albert-Alexzander! (my son!)
And I get flack for Giaxon Blu! (Jackson Blu). It might be an alternative spelling, but it's not extreme!
I like the name Lyric though. I don't see anything wrong with that compared to Pilot Inspektor!
Rick Bacon (formerly of "Musclecar" on Spike TV's Powerblock) and his wife Ashley named thier baby son Veight (get it? V-eight). That's one commited car guy!
The baby name book we bought had a section in the back with celebrity names. Had a lot of these plus more. The one that really got me shaking my head was George Foreman who's sons are all named George : George II, George III, George IV, George V and George VI, and one of his daughters named Georgetta!!
I don't think that Bronx, Poet, Lyric Sienna and a couple of the others are all that strange.
Tabooger? Seriously! What kind of drugs were they on when they thought of that one. It is like they found the prize in their nose and pulled it out and said "Tabooger!" How horrible!
Who the hell ARE these people?? I honestly only know about 4 names on this list :O but yea...some of the names arent THAT bad...some of them are WAY PAST BAD..lol