52 Wackiest Celeb Baby Names of All Time

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gwen stefani & zumaThis week the world welcomes its latest celeb baby. Penelope Scotland joins mama Kourtney Kardashian, daddy Scott Disick, and the rest of the Kardash clan. No doubt she'll get the chicest onesies, hottest toys, and a tricked-out stroller. But there is one thing the newest member of the Hollywood tot club thankfully doesn't have -- the WTF name.

I'll admit Scotland is an unusual choice and I am sure it has more to do with honoring her pompous pop than the actual country. But if you ask me, little Penny got off easy. Stars just have different standards when it comes to naming their children. It’s as if they think their spawn are immune to being mercilessly teased.

Forget Apple, Coco, and Suri. Those monikers are tame compared to, say, Moxie CrimeFighter and Diva Muffin (I swear I didn't make those up). Check out the 52 wackiest celeb baby names ever:

  1. Alabama Gypsy Rose: Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings
  2. Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen
  3. Aquinnah: Michael J. Fox and Tracy Pollan
  4. Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton
  5. Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson
  6. Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor
  7. Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell and Sacha Gervasi
  8. Bronx Mowgli: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz
  9. Buster: Johnny Lee Miller and Michele Hicks
  10. Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper
  11. Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
  12. Cannon: Larry and Shawn King
  13. Caspar: Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn
  14. Dandelion: Keith Richards and Anita Pallenberg
  15. Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
  16. Diva Muffin: Frank and Gail Zappa (siblings Dweezil, Ahmet and Moon Unit!)
  17. Ever Gabo: Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson
  18. Everly Bear: Anthony Kiedis and Heather Christie
  19. Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (fits right in with sisters Peaches Honeyblossom, Pixie, Little Pixie)
  20. Free: Barbara Hershey and David Carradine
  21. Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
  22. Hud: John Cougar Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin (has brother named Spec Wildhorse)
  23. Ikhyd: M.I.A. and Benjamin Brewer
  24. Jaz Elle: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
  25. Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
  26. Jeronimo: Diego Luna and Camila Sodi
  27. Kafka: Tommy Lee Jones
  28. Kal-el: Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim
  29. Lyric: Robby Benson and Karla DeVito (brother named Zephyr)
  30. Mars Merkaba: Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica
  31. Memphis Eve: Bono
  32. Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn and Emily Jillette (brother named Zolten)
  33. Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha: Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa
  34. Ocean: Forest and Keisha Whitaker (sisters are Sonnet, True, Autumn)
  35. Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
  36. Pirate: Jonathan and Deven Davis
  37. Poet Sienna Rose: Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg
  38. Poppy Honey: Jamie Oliver and Jools Oliver (siblings are Daisy Boo, Petal Blossom Rainbow)
  39. Puma: Erykah Badu and Tracy Curry
  40. Reignbeau: Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed (brother is Freedom)
  41. Rocket: Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellan (siblings are named Racer, Rebel, Rogue, Rhiannon)
  42. Sailor Lee: Christie Brinkley, Peter Cook
  43. Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
  44. Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
  45. Snow: Robin Gibb and Claire Yang
  46. Tabooger: Dan Cortese and Dee Dee Hemby
  47. Thyme: Isaiah and Jenisa Marie Washington
  48. Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer
  49. Yamma: James Brown and Deidre Jenkins
  50. Zen: Corey and Susie Feldman
  51. Zowie: David Bowie and Angela Bowie
  52. Zuma: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

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nonmember avatar Anowscara

Le-a; pronounced "Le-dash-ah"

nonmember avatar Marie

You forgot Jamie Oliver's son, Buddy Bear Maurice!

ghost... ghostbaby

How is Apple, Blue Ivy, Bear Blu, and the names of thenWillis children not on this list? If these kids were not celebrity children they would be torn to shreds in school.

Todd Vrancic

Cannon doesn't sound all that strange to me.

tbruc... tbrucemom

What about Frank Zappa's child, Moon Unit?

Lovab... LovableNeurotic

Kal-el


Thats supermans name :D


I also think some of these are pretty tame on the "weird" scale and that there are way worse ones that somehow didn't make this list lol

nonmember avatar amanda

Ima Rose Bush

dixie... dixiechick2

What's wrong with the name Alabama Gypsy Rose? I like it, it's a beautiful name.

javak... javakitty2011

don't know have of the parents and many of them have strange names as well


 

SLA28 SLA28

I must be getting old -- I don't recognize half the parents on this list, much less their wacky kids names!


Soleil Moon Frye named her other daughter "Jagger" - I'm not a fan of "Poet" but I'd rather have that name than "Jagger"  as a girl.

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