If the sexy Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy is leading to more sex for many people all over the country, then the resulting baby boom is coming. When people conceive their baby in, say, a bed with whips and chains, then they need a baby name that matches it! But what name could possibly match the intensity and the beauty that comes from hot sex?
Well, we have a few. We have come up with a list of 20 baby names bound to be good on your Fifty Shades baby. (Get it? Bound? A little S&M humor!). *Spoiler below
We all know Christian and Anastasia name their kids Phoebe and Theodore, which are lovely names, but we can do better, right ladies? Here they are:
What are your Fifty Shades names?
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I create a special savings account
I put a little away at a time
I cut corners until I can afford it
Save? Who has money to save?
I plan to put it on my credit card and love the benefits of the reward program