Are you having a hard time naming your baby? Want your child to become President of the United States, or maybe even of the whole continent? Well I have a solution for you! Choosing your baby's name is one of the most important decisions you'll ever make in your life and you definitely should NOT trust your own judgement. Too much depends on that name.
Instead, rely on the baby-naming experts.
Let Groupon name your new baby for you -- for a mere thousand dollars! Only catch: They've already picked out a name. And it's "Clembough." No substitutions, according to the "Groupon Names Your Baby" offer. Yes, this is for real.
Now listen -- this is not just for lazy, uncreative people with too much money. (Help! I have too much money. Somebody please help me spend it all.) This is a very special name -- the name of a FUTURE LEADER, people.
More from The Stir: Most Hated Baby Names: Is Your Kid's on the List?
Clembough, though awkward and totally unfamiliar, is actually a "moniker for the ages." Let other people give their babies regular names like William or Bella or Team Jacob. Your baby deserves an important name. "A child named by Groupon will grow tall and proud, and he or she will be a beacon of hope in a world that is in such desperate need of one."
How many of you don't give a fig whether or not your child grows up to be a beacon of hope? Raise your hands! That's what I thought. Now fork over that $1,000.
Okay, of course I'm joking. I would never encourage anyone to pay $1,000 for the name "Clembough." And I'm mostly sure Groupon is joking, too. BUT WHAT IF THEY'RE NOT?
Would you ever pay someone else to name your baby?
Image via Groupon
This Hot Dad Wants to Do Your Ironing
This Hot Dad Wants to Cook You Dinner
This Hot Dad Cooks AND Does the Dishes
Kanye West is Gay?! 
Comments 6
silly
I love the "buy it for a friend" option in the picture. Imagine opening that at your shower, "Surprise! Not only did we spend a grand to name your baby, but we got the name embroidered on a blanket so you don't forget how to spell it!"
this has got to be a joke. if it isn't, and some dumbass really spends $1000 for that horrible name, then the bar on stupidity has just been raised.
This has to be a hoax by Groupon. Though the site claims 6 have been purchased, and that a "limited quantity are available." Hahahaha. And it let me click the "buy now" button, though I didn't complete the transaction.