Jessica Simpson Out-Divas Beyonce With Amazing Delivery Room Suite (PHOTOS)

Jessica SimpsonWe all know by now that Jessica Simpson is not "still pregnant." She finally delivered baby girl Maxwell Drew Johnson in Los Angeles on Tuesday. And now that we've gotten a look at photos of her delivery room suite, it looks like JSimps might have out-diva'd Beyonce herself in the delivery department.

Word has it Simpson and Eric Johnson snagged Cedars Sinai's luxurious three-room, two-bath suite to meet their new daughter, and it is sweeeeeet. We're talking flat screen TVs, private living room for sister Ashlee and crew to hang out and talk about the new addition to the fam, and of course a shower stall large enough to fit a soccer team.

Want a look? We've got pictures!

The whole thing goes for a whopping $3,784 per day (which is about $500 a night more than Beyonce apparently spent over at Lenox Hill in New York).

I'd almost be jealous of all these celebrity moms and their fancy maternity wards if it weren't for one thing.

Jessica still had to go through the whole delivering a child thang. Pretty bed linens and courtesy bathrobes are nice, but they don't protect you from contractions or vaginal tearing (did you catch the size of Simpson's little girl? She was a healthy 9 pounds, 13 ounces!). And if Simpson went the C-section route -- we haven't heard that one yet -- there's no amount of money that makes up for several weeks of painful recovery from surgery.

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Don't get me wrong. A little luxury after going through the birthing process is nothing to sneeze at.

I would have much preferred Cedars' basket of fresh fruit and muffins, beverage-stocked fridge, and private meals for two that their celebrity guests get to the cold dinner my local hospital scrounged up for me late at night after my daughter was born (and I hadn't eaten in over a day). No one even bothered to check food preferences or allergies with me, so I was served some kind of mystery meat with a congealed sauce on top. I'm a vegetarian. I don't know if it was the hormones or the hunger pains, but I burst into tears. Thank God my husband ran to the snack machine. Wonder if Doritos come out in colostrum ...

But at the end of the day, even the women who flounce into the delivery room with their makeup just so and their own towels and sheets packed in their bags are just like the rest of us. Women have been delivering babies the same way for thousands of years, and no amount of money is going to change that.

If you had Jessica Simpson's kind of money, what would you want in your delivery room when you welcomed your new baby?


Image via Pacific Coast News

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cek302 cek302

That is not even as nice as the birthing center my two youngest were born in. A hospital is a hospital, steril cold and no matter what you do to dress it up it still isn't comfortable. 

Rocki... Rockinursocks

It doesn't look like she snazzed it up too much, it looks very comfy.

Alynn74 Alynn74

Yeah, really not impressed with her accommodations. And red-seriously? Do you not see enough of that color having a baby? Why would you want a room decked out in it??

Whatever-if she liked it, than that's all that matters.

mommy... mommy2annaliese

Meh. I loved my birthing center, and it was just as nice as this, and it was an ordinary women and childrens hospital in huntsville, al.

The birthing rooms are gorgeous.

Mother baby, not as much but i loved it, and the help too!

Rushn311 Rushn311

I really would just want the everything to be safe, sterile and good doctors. My room looked just as good where I had my children. I think mine just didn't have the top of the line tv but honestly I don't even remember anymore.

Maryah Tapia

I'm sorry people have had such un-comfertable hospitals to give birth in. I had both my babies at  the same hospital I was born at, and it was lovely. EVERY woman there gets their own room, which is quite, soft, & cozy. Beds are comfy too, & yes, we also had flatscreens, gasp!  Same w/your post-delivery room. They throw you & your SO a Champagne dinner, or breakfast (depending when you gave birth) w/ candles & "it's a girl or boy"  Champagne Flutes to take home (super cute). The rest of the food isn't the best I've ever had, but at least I knew what it was & yes, it was edible. But my hubby just brought me whatever I wanted from "the outside", when the nurses weren't looking, lol. EVERY woman should have a peaceful environment to give birth in, w/all the support she needs or wants. Too bad not everyone had the same experience...

Lynette Lynette

I could have all the money in the world and I would still have a homebirth, no hospital required.  Although I probably would have done more home improvements in prep for the birth if I was rich!


Sabri... Sabrinamama4806

You already said it. fluffy sheets and a flatscreen doesnt change the fact that vaginas going to go in fifty directions and my contractions will still hurt. Both of my birthing suites look almos exactly the same except no fancy linen. i had a flat screen both times and a giant birthing tub if i wanted to use it. I dont think there is anything "sweet" about her suite. i think they just know that if they tell a celebrity mom it comes with bells and whistles they will believe it and write that fat check! Plus if i had a ton of money i would be more concerned about "buying" privacy then spending over 10 grand on a room i have to leave in 2-4 days ! 

nonmember avatar Michelle

I gave birth here in the humble state of Minnesota, and had a beautiful room all to myself with a private bathroom. There was an open snack bar on the floor complete with popsicles in the freezer. Sure, it didn't cost $4,000 a night but it was very comfortable and plenty posh to cover the needs of a new mom. The only thing I would pay more for if I had Jessica's bankroll? A better place for my poor (equally exhaused!) husband to sleep. May hospitals seem to be lost on this concept!

organ... organicyogalove

NOPE!  id still have a homebirth any day!!

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