Seriously!If babies could talk, what do you think they would say? Probably, "Get me the hell out of this awful outfit you've just put me in." Because, come on, how many of us put our kids in stuff just knowing we'll be able to embarrass them with it later? Okay, maybe we don't put it on thinking that — but we KNOW we will use it against them when they bring around that first boyfriend!
Which brings me to my niece, who is going to have one hell of a slideshow at her high school graduation, because her parents have got this little sweetness in enough embarrassing onesies to outfit a small army. And contrary to other moms, they'll put her in just about anything! My favorite is the one pictured above, yelling at mommy to "Stop texting and change me!!" Okay, so I got her that one ... but really, how many kids do you think sit in their poop just a little bit longer while mom or dad finishes their text?
Her other onesies are just as great ...
I love the double meaning here ... and OMG ... look at that face!
For those of you too young to have seen the classic 1992 movie, A Few Good Men, you should rent it. Then you will completely understand this onesie!
It's true, she is MUCH taller in her baby heels. Actually, I think I would call child services if my sister-in-law ever put her in those things!
Haha! I really don't know why this one cracks me up so much. iPood. Get it? Like iPod. See the little headphones?
I am not sure what I think is funnier in this photo ... the saying on the shirt (of course, the less baby cries, the less mama will drink) or the very worried look on her face!
I mean, really, what mom doesn't think her kid is so cute it's disgusting? And there she goes with that face again. I just can't take it! She is so cute it's disgusting. Okay ... so maybe I am a little biased. I reserve the right to be!
When I first saw this, it scared the crap out of me. Who wants to fast-forward 12 years ... but after I got over the shock of seeing the year 2023 on there, I decided the person who thought this up was a genius.
And really ... you can replace the team with your favorite team ... don't hate on this onesie just because our family roots for the Yankees.
I have to admit, these onesies give me some baby envy, because although my youngest is only four years past this stage, we never had onesies as great as these.
Do you have a favorite onesie in a drawer at home? Or a favorite from the onesies above?
Images via Jaclyn Roth
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My daughter has my favorite onesie - "This is my little black dress" complete with "pearls". Walmart - $3.50, how could I go wrong :-)
My daughter had one that said "I make these chunky thighs look good'. It was hilarious because she had some really chunky thighs.
I love the iPood onesie!
I saw a "Give Me The Boob And No One Gets Hurt" Onesie that I loved! Too bad my son's too big to wear them! LOL
My son had a onesie that said " My big sister did it" I love the little sayings they put on them!
LOL! I love the "ipood" :) My daughter had a black onesie that said "this is my little black dress" :)
These are all great! I, too, had a bevy of fun onesies.
Some of my faves:
"Party at my crib. Midnight. BYOB (bottle)"
"Pooparazzi" (with an 'anti' symbol around it)
"Mommy's little tax deduction"
"Worth the wait" (A gift from my mom. It's more sentimental than funny, because she was born right before my 37th birthday and she is, and will be, our one and only child much to the chagrin of my mom)