What the heck? Isn't there any sort of justice in this world? Apparently not -- considering Sofia Vergara's bum doesn't have a lump, bump, or dimple in sight. To top it all off, it's perky -- like the butt of a 22-year-old stripper. (Take that, Gwyneth.)

Did I mention Sofia is 40? Yep, she's the big 4-0, but it's obvious that being on this earth for a few decades hasn't taken its toll on her stunning physique.

She proudly shared a photo of herself lounging poolside wearing a thong bikini, and after you see just how ridiculously amazeballs her ass is, you'll understand why she had no qualms about putting this pic out there for the world to see.

Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry has made no secret of the fact that she is 100 percent in support of gay rights. She posed (WITH her ex-boyfriend and baby daddy, Jo Rivera) for a NoH8 campaign a couple years ago and vocalized her support on Twitter and in interviews. But a photo shoot she recently let Isaac do with her husband Javi Marroquin has Jo all in a tizzy.

The photo shows toddler Isaac between Javi and model Wesley Watkins as if he is their son. Kailyn organized the shoot with photographer Kate Hedrick as part of her support for gay marriage.

Meanwhile, Jo said it "made him sick." Someone else called him out, and he said while he was all for equality, he didn't like his son being used this way in a photo like this. Hmmm. Unfortunately, I see his point.

I'll be straight with you: I have almost never committed myself to watching a TV show every week on the same night ever ... until this season of The Voice. Maybe it's the fact that I could stare at Usher for hours and never get bored. Maybe it's because I like the banter that goes on between Blake Shelton and Adam Levine. But one thing's for sure: I've been hooked. Tonight, The Voice will crown their season 3 winner, and with three talented acts left in the game -- Danielle Bradbery, Michelle Chamuel, and The Swon Brothers -- it's anyone's game.

OK ... so I lied. Not about watching The Voice religiously, that's true. But it's not anyone's game. In fact, I think there is such a clear winner of this thing that I'll give up eating ice cream cones completely if I'm wrong. It's hot out there people, that's a big sacrifice.

Let's talk The Voice winner, shall we?

You know you have a substance abuse problem when it comes to this. A woman named Maria Brayfield faked her own kidnapping because she was "intoxicated with fear" over being arrested for driving under the influence. Everyone, all together now: FACEPALM. She went through a lot of trouble, too. She was found inside the trunk of her car on the side of the road. How do you even come up with such an idea?

Seriously, what kind of person on the verge of getting pulled over for a DUI thinks, I know! I'll pretend I was kidnapped and then they'll be too distracted hunting down my assailants that they'll forget all about giving me a breathalyzer test. YES. I! Am! Brilliant! This plan is SO going to work. All I have to do is get into the trunk. This is my best get-out-of-jail-free idea evahrrr.

Ever since the moment Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl over the weekend, we all had our guesses as to what Kim and Kanye West would name their little bundle of joy. Now the moment we've all been waiting for is here. KIM'S BABY NAME IS HERE, PEOPLE! Okay, so it's not confirmed confirmed, but gossip website Media Takeout claims to know Kim and Kanye's baby name: Kaidence Donda West.

Say it with me: Kaidence. Get used to it. If it's the real deal, you're gonna be hearing it everywhere. EVERYWHERE!!!

Now, it could either be said like kay-dence (otherwise pronounced like cadence) or kai-dence (with a long "I" sound). I would hope that Kim and Kanye were aiming for a play on the word "cadence," which means a rhythmic flow of sounds like a poem or song, but wanted to get cutesy Kardashian-style with the "K" letter.

... I mean, it's sorta cute and everything with the meaning, but no offense, it looks like Kim Kardashian misspelled her baby name. Potentially.

Geez! I figured it would be nicer than your average birthing room and all -- but Kim Kardashian's $3,320 a night maternity suite at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in L.A. looks more like the penthouse in a swanky hotel.

No, seriously, you gotta wonder if she almost felt bad about giving birth in a room this luxurious, you know, for fear of ruining the sheets or staining the furniture or whatever.

And apparently Kim, Kanye West, and their new baby girl are still holed up in this "room," which I guess you really can't blame them for after hearing the details about what's included in their stay.

There are some things you just do not say by text message, and asking for a divorce is one of them. In fact, that might be at the top of the list. Unless you found out something so horrible about your spouse that you fear for your life if you confront him/her in person, you need to have at least a phone conversation. At least. But text message is apparently how Katy Perry was dumped by one-time husband Russell Brand.

Gwen Stefani, her husband Gavin Rossdale, and their two sons Kingston and Zuma attended the Monsters University premiere in Los Angeles on Monday and wore fantastically color-coordinated outfits. Sticking with a palette of black, light blue, and white, the family of four is the first ever to make matchy matchy outfits look really damn cool. I mean, Gwen's red-lipped pop of color even matches Zuma's red P.O.C. on his shirt. This family really understands how to make a collective fashion statement, and I'm happy to recognize their effort.