We're still processing the Robsten breakup -- here on The Stir, and possibly also in therapy, I mean, maybe. (What, I thought everyone talked to their therapists about celeb couples.) I feel like we've heard a lot from Kristen Stewart's camp all along. Well today, we're getting Robert Pattinson's side of the story. A friend of his is spilling on what really broke Robert and Kristen apart -- and it's not just about the Rupert Saunders scandal.

The friend says they started fighting after Rob blew off the birthday party Kristen planned for him. "All this stuff came up about the cheating, about how selfish she always is, about how moody she always is." Kristen Stewart? MOODY? Get outta here!

I have spent weeks. No days. OK, OK, weeks, combing Pinterest for the perfect idea for cupcakes for my daughter's upcoming birthday party. She wants pandas, and she's going to get pandas if I have to stay up until 3 a.m. crafting cute little black and white bear cubs until my fingers bleed.

Yes, I am one of those moms, the moms Good Morning America called out for being cakezillas who intimidate other moms with their push for perfection this week. A store-bought birthday cake just isn't good enough for my baby. 

In what has to be yet another desperate attempt to look much younger than she actually is, Kris Jenner wore Kim Kardashian's dress -- a Givenchy frock that Kim first turned up in at the beginning of her pregnancy.

And based on the pose Kris is striking in this photo, it's clear she's pretty damn proud of herself for pulling off wearing something that belongs to her 32-year-old daughter. Oh come on -- she's standing there with her hands thrown up in the air. Don't you feel like she's screaming, "Check me out, bitches! Am I a hot ticket or what?"

Of course, she tried to disguise her little brag-fest with the following caption to the photo, which she posted on Instagram: "I think I need to get out a little bit more, starting to dress to match my house #obsessed!!!"

(Yeah. Obsessed with trying to look 25 years younger.)

The people in Oklahoma are still in shock and trying to pick up the pieces (literally) of their shattered lives after a horrifically large tornado ripped through the suburbs of Oklahoma City, destroying nearly everything in its wake. There have so far been 24 confirmed deaths, nine of them children (downgraded from an erroneous count of 91). The twister tore through two elementary schools, a hospital, and countless homes. Here's what we know so far.

I'll just come out and say this: I think Lydia McLaughlin of Real Housewives of Orange County is slightly annoying. OK, very annoying. I'm sorry doll -- it's just so easy to hold a grudge against someone you don't know when they have a ridiculously wealthy husband and go on dates to dinner via their own personal yacht.

Although annoying, McLaughlin seems a bit more grounded than her fellow housewives. In fact, the newest addition to the RHOOC cast has some good insight into the craziness of the franchise, saying that the Housewives drama you see on TV is no joke. "I think that the ladies are genuinely who they are on the show and that there isn't a lot of acting," said McLaughlin. "In some degree some of the worst drama actually happened when the cameras went down."

Wait, you mean worse than what we see on TV? How is that even POSSIBLE?!

There is no pain greater than the devastation of losing a child, which is something one mom from the U.K. knows all too well. Gemma Schollick, a mother of three, was beyond heartbroken in 2010 when her baby girl, who she had carried full-term, died in utero and was stillborn.

Gemma and the baby's father had planned on calling her Amelia, and you can only imagine their horror upon finding out she did not have a heartbeat and had lost her life in the womb.

And even though the loss of the baby was almost too much to bear, Gemma and her (now) husband decided to start trying for another child as soon as possible.

Everyone thinks that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison broke up because of another man. Not that there's one in the picture right now. (That we know of.) I mean that man who was in the picture (several of them; splashed all over the media) a year ago. Rumors are swirling that it took RPattz awhile, but that he finally kicked KStew to the curb because of her year-old romance with her director, Rupert Sanders. Oh sure, there were probably other problems too. Rob was said to not appreciate Kristen's constant bad mood and they'd been distant this whole month, and he blew her off on his birthday. But it's all really about Rupert, isn't it?! Unless it's not. Unless it's about someone else entirely. Someone female. Someone pretty. Someone buxom. Someone by the name of Katy Perry!

Have you got a smart-mouthed kid? Ever catch your son or daughter making jokes on their homework? Well you'll love this kid. On a school worksheet that prompts: "I earn my money at home by ___" a child named Frankie replies, "I don't. I am a freeloader." Oh Frankie! Telling it like it is. That sounds just like my kid, actually. He's a freeloader, too. And he's also kind of a smart mouth.

The Reddit user who posted this note online admits Frankie may have learned that word from his parents -- and that "knowing her parents, it was definitely out of humor." Still, Frankie has a point. Aren't all kids total freeloaders, really?