If the rumors are true, I bet Teresa Giudice would be thrilled if her ass clown of a husband was thrown back in jail. Perez Hilton got a scoop that if Joe Giudice is locked up, Teresa and her four daughters, all under 10 years old, mind you, would get a reality spinoff show on Bravo. Teresa has certainly been an integral part of the drama on this season of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, but should she be rewarded for her bad behavior with a show of her own?

What better way to spend your Thursday than to watch The Daily Stir and learn about cellulite, virginity, and an anti-skinny movement? Emily's talking celebs with cottage cheese thighs, Lolo Jones' abstinence, and a new law in Israel that affects the modeling industry. Watch:

Did you hear about the 6-year-old who became the youngest kid to ever qualify for the National Spelling Bee in Washington, D.C.? Lori Anne Madison fell out of the competition on the word "ingluvies." But make no mistake, this little girl did not lose at the biggest spelling bee in the country.

She managed to make an entire nation stop and cheer for a 6-year-old who is good at spelling. Spelling! Of all things.

There's a developing news story I think we need to keep our eye on. Women are being tortured in tiny, florescent lit rooms everywhere from Kansas to Paris to Buenos Aires. They're being forced to squeeze into skin tight body suits, observe themselves in a mirror, then decide whether or not to fork over about 100 bucks for the displeasure of leaving the torture chamber with a handful of spandex. It's likely you too have experienced some of this pervasive persecution; it is, after all, bathing suit season.

According to a new study, women feel the absolute worst about themselves when trying on swimsuits in a dressing room. Once we get to the beach or the pool, our moods turn around. But put us in front of a full-length looking glass under a buzzing haze of terrible lighting and, good god, our self esteem plummets.

Well, there goes bikini season.

I mean ... seriously?! This is no time for a book called The Cookie Dough Lover's Cookbook to hit the shelves!! That's just cruel.

There's absolutely no way I can resist whipping up such dangerously delicious concoctions as these Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Truffles. Which look like heaven in the form of bite-sized balls.

So cute! Why not eat these up by the handful?

Hey, there's always next summer to look hot on the beach.

Kate McCaffrey was on a Disney cruise in April when her iPhone went missing. That's the worst, right? I mean, not the cruise part (*deeply jealous sigh*), but the part about losing your smartphone, with all its photos and data.

As it turned out, McCaffrey's phone wasn't lost after all, it had just switched owners, thanks to a man named Nelson that she says stole the phone. How did she figure this out, you ask? Because her iPhone was automatically programmed to upload new photos to her iCloud account.

Once the thief's photos began showing up in McCaffrey's account, she came up with a genius idea for seeking revenge—or at least having some fun with what must have been a deeply irritating situation.

The debate is raging. Who will play meek and mousey college student turned sexy vixen Anastasia Steele in the movie version of Fifty Shades of Grey? Not just anyone could stop Christian Grey on a dime, you know.

But as the list of actresses supposedly being pondered for the part grows, so does the concern. Get the wrong leading lady, and the movie version of the best-selling book could be 50 shades of absolutely awful. So who -- exactly -- has had their name thrown into the rumor mill? And, more importantly, what kind of credits do they have that fit the part of Ana?

Imagine, if you will, that you're at the movie theater and want to split one of those giant sodas with your date. Only you can't! Or it's a hot day at a sports arena and you want to grab one of those big sports drinks. Only you can't! This could soon be the world that New Yorkers inhabit as the city's mayor, Michael Bloomberg, wants to ban the sale of ultra large, sugary drinks. Gulp. Big Gulp!